I guess the ground is supposed to quake and open up and all the dead people are going to fly up out of the ground into the sky, it should be pretty cool...I'm heading down to the cemetery with a picnic dinner as soon as I get this posted.
After that it's supposed to be all out mayhem for five months until the world ends on October 21st, so I figure I won't have time for any more blog posts. I'm totally bummed that there won't be Halloween this year, but they're saying there could be zombies which is kinda like Halloween...maybe I'll just go ahead and pass out candy on the 21st to the zombies.
The up side is that after all the commotion dies down I'll get to see some people I have really been missing.
It seems that most of this information is coming from a learned Bible scholar, Harold Camping, an 89-year-old televangelist who owns Family Radio, a vast international network of Christian radio stations. Camping has been predicting 'The End' for the past two decades. His previous prediction in 1994 didn't occur because of his mathematical error....but I'm sure he couldn't make the same mistake twice.
Well, I guess that's about it, I hope you have a nice afterlife!
16 comments:
Damn, and I just bought groceries! Oh well, I'll be passing out donuts to the zombies too. Not having Halloween is the Almighty's work....the Devil would have one hell of a celebration over all this chaos! Happy Rapture!!
I recall listening to a friend of mine, a member of the Church of Christ, telling a group of us that when the Suez canal would reopen, the world would end...that was in June of '75...nope, didn't happen!! BTW, this "friend" told me I was going to hell because I was a Catholic...told him I'd save him a seat right between his wife and me!! He's now a Presbyterian!! LOL
Well, William, if this is our last days of blogging, it was great knowing you...hope to see you in that other place!
Georgina
I only wish this were true. Having 6 months away from those preachy, holier than thou people is going to be like Heaven. What?
All I can say is that I can't wait for this whole rapture thing to be over. People are making jokes like there's no tomorrow.
-- a sinner on the west coast
It is supposed to be at 6, in each time zone. .now how considerate is that? It gives the rest of us time to reconsider, should we see signs in the earlier hours. .I don't know whether this will rain on your planned cemetery soiree, or not, but it was supposed to begin in New Zealand, and all remains calm, with no one reported missing. .could it be possible that no one qualifies? Perish the thought! (so don't throw those Halloween decorations away yet!)
Considering that Harold Camping makes $100 mil a year, maybe we should set up our own doomsday forecasts.. .but why does he need so much money if he is going to be one of the first to be whisked away? We all know that you can't take it with you. .or maybe he has figured out a way to do that too.
religion just keeps getting scarier and scarier. i would be so bummed if halloweens were over!
Love the light switch cover! I have a Virgin Mary night light that is quite interesting.
In case we're not around tomorrow, loved the set design for Underpants! Brecht meets Gorey.
It's 7pm now and we are still here! :)
Panic ( I can feel your panic )2am on the 22nd over here in Ireland..everything is hunkydory. It would have been an AWFUL inconvenience altogether!
Well, we are all still here...And fire and brimstone did not take our souls. Perhaps we are the cursed ones now, living til' September!
And I was so looking forward to hanging out with you in the afterlife, Will :)
Bring on the next Apocalypse.
Yours Truly,
Buffy
I had someone leave me a comment on my Blog that I would be one of the first to go since I had skeletons on my Blog...ohhhhhhhhh I love comment moderation!!
loved this post....
kary
Whatever time I've got left, I'm using to search like hell for that light switch. Oh no...I'm still here. Damn it. I still want that light switch.
Crap....
We're all still here.
And, frankly, I'm a bit disappointed.
The Rapture would have been FUN. Admit it.
At least all the annoying people will be gone, so we can just chill undisturbed til Oct 21st
LOL Great post!
hey! thanks for supporting the Blog Tech! i didn't realize who got the candle until after it was boxed and ready to go and i saw the printed label!
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