I think I prefer a little more flexibility in my personality. I like eyebrows that move around and reflect the words coming out of my mouth. Your brows can be a really helpful visual aid in getting your point across.
You could be some genius talking about quantum physics but that person across from you is fixated on your brows and thinking "what a dumb ass".
Many would assume that it's the gays...but no, the major brow criminals seem to be the clueless hetero-metrosexuals. Maybe they think the effeminate brows look less threatening and therefore more likely to get them laid?
Maybe it just seems like a quick fix solution to some unhappiness in your life. You know, literally "putting on a happy face"? But that doesn't explain the pissed off Chola brows.
Why don't you just go see a counselor and work through your problems instead of taking them out on your appearance?
If I can leave you with one thought it would be "subtlety". You have to make the best of what nature gave you with just a little tweak here and there. End of story. Your eyebrows should move and be made of hair and not look ridiculous. Put the tweezers down.