Friday, October 22, 2010

LIST No.13: Random things that scare me

 Rotting Vegetables
Diana Ross
 Ventriloquist dummies and hairdos from the 1960's
 Mental illness

 Saying goodbye to someone I loved
 Walking alone in the woods

Cats

 Leaving the house without pants


 Bad art
Big breasts

15 comments:

The Frog Queen said...

I hear ya....those breasts look like they could kill someone :D

...hum, besides the smiley faces, I will have to cut down on the LOLcat posts on my blog for you.

:D

Thanks for the heads up....and I appreciate you sharing with all of us!

Have a great weekend.

Cheers!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

CATS? BIG BREASTS? *shakes head sadly* Well, okay, just more for me then.

Kevin Charnas said...

Actually cat's big breasts REALLY scare me!

LuLu Kellogg said...

OK, now I am going to have nightmares ab out big breasts! It looks like she could knock herself out with those things.

Sue said...

Those breasts ARE the scariest thing in this post!

Love your blog and your art - happy I stumbled upon you

Sue:)

Okay Blogger is playing games - the word verification is "titypoo" LOL

Jorge de Rojas said...

Nuff Said!

Stevie-lyn said...

Hmmm...I do recall a blog a bit back about a job that required no pants, just some sparkly Undies :)
So, I'm thinking you MUST explain leaving the house with no pants MR. B!! :)~
Tee Hee!!

KatHreN said...

Totally hilarious!!! you always make me laugh!!!
Kathren

Suzie said...

I can relate to most of your fears. .except poor rotting JOL's are rather forlorn.. .we give them a personality, then toss them aside when they are no longer amusing.

The dummies and 60's hairdos have a couple of things in common. .they are both full of air, and neither can move on their own. .except after midnight when it is dark and stormy. . .

Having spent hundreds of hours in woods alone, taking photos, the only time that I have ever been apprehensive was when I encountered another human.strange,but true.

Cats scare you. .that surprises me, since I see such similarities. .both of you are independent thinkers, ingenious, and can find the element of fun in most situations. Hmmmm, maybe it is the similarities that are scary. . .

But by far the scariest thing on your list is the image of that girl, 40 years from now, when her backbone and muscles lose the strength to hold those babies above her waist. .eeeuuuwwww. .now I've got to figure out something to do to get THAT horror out of my head.

vintagepaletteart said...

Does Vergie know about this?? Your fear of cats that is...hehe And your fear of leaving the house without pants reminds me of the story that she told us at GG about what happened to her in a hotel in Palm Springs.

I love coming here to your blog Mr. Bezek.......you always make me giggle!

Meghan McNally said...

Apt and terrifying illustrations. The fears on your list that I did not share previously, I am NOW frightened of.

Andrew Green said...

All very scary items indeed....
I want to make a horror movie about a villain who subjects his victims to their more existential fears. Like, he forces them to experience loneliness, feelings of inadequacy, or a loss of independence.

Perhaps my hero will finally defeat the villain by filling him with self-doubt.

It will be the most existential horror flick of all-time!

jilmac said...

Okay, I can see your point about large hooters but what scares me is they will float.

Spookshow Folk said...

Haha - how funny! Love it!

mrsb said...

All I could think was that girl's back must be killing her!